Tolong?

Posted by SMANF ,

Filled with guilt sangat

Because why are you sitting there in the midst of hundreds of people?
get a grip old man
look old hag and legless guy
im really2 sorry that you're in a bad shape
skinny.stinks.wearing shredded 'rag' should i say?
people DO wanna help i tell you

but only those who work to gain their needs

tell u what
dont shake that metal cup of yours
it makes me sick
sick that i really want to help those who are unfortunate
and sick that you're not even working for it

so
since Im new here
& this is the 1st time i met you
tell me
should i?
or should i not help you?

You're old, i know
You might be innocent as well, I know
but because i also know
there are lot more others out there
who're having the same thought as mine

YaAmpun sedih pun tak.geramnye!!betul ke aku buat ni?


Great God
Will You Save them?

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MultiLevelMarketing

Posted by SMANF ,

Mr Malam : I got a Lancer Evo in a month


Lad : woh! cool~


Mr Malam : I got a Swatch watch and an Adidas shirt in a week


Lad : nice~


Mr Malam : I got these only by sitting in front of my Macbook Pro lappy and go online every night


Lad : Just like that? cool~!


Mr Malam : You know how? I just invested RM500 to this guy, find some downlines, sell some goods of the company and got the profits! You can do it as well through me? Wanna join?

Lad : ...say again?

Mr Malam : It's called Multi Level Marketing...and you should..

Lad : Crap~ You've been schooled! HAhHAAHAahAAARGHAa~!!!! You think I'm a fool? not a single of those things could be your belonging. You could've just borrowed them from your friends. Superidiots! and you think I'm your friend, I would help you out? by being tricked by you!?get lost

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1 Malaysia...& the youth's view?

Posted by SMANF ,


1 Malaysia

Islam Hadhari

Wawasan 2020

is it just me? or the aforementioned concepts are just a mere IDENTITY?, a trademark, of each Minister..?

Not only countless money from the laity were used to construct new billboards, the new tags, the new every single thing...for what? A NEW CONCEPT!? A NEW PHRASE!? A NEW VISION!? A NEW SONG!?

...HELLLLOOOO..!!! The objectives of each leader are merely the same, to ensure the country that grows by leaps and bounds to loom closer towards the future, to have multiracial people that live in harmony, and to avoid chaos, that's all.

Get this, what do we get after each new PrimeMinister came up with his 'Idea'?

_________________________________________________________
Here's a new idea; each ministry should have at least, AT LEAST!, - a youngsters' view fraction. Now, this idea isn't new. It's only been disregarded; why? because freakin boastful annoying big headed high positioned people, think that they are considering each and every single problems, from each and every person's view; again, why? because they have the authority, some think that they are good enough. and again, why? because they've been to all over the place, shaking hands with everyone.

back to the idea, it's actually as simple as this, fresh youngsters, have amazingly great ideas! (...duhh! of course they are! why am I bringing this up!?) It's simply - BECAUSE - WE - DONT- HAVE - A - SOLID - PLACE - TO -
- VOICE OUT!

Lets take the CRYSTALCLEAREST example; the most eminent PPSMI - Take note that PPSMI was proposed back in 2003, based on what? - a bit of survey, a simple statistic, and some comparisons. Where could the lagging students voice out?

( Wait a freakin minute! It's super hard to get the youngsters' view right? and how about there are various immature demands? Wouldn't that cause havoc?)

Naa~ If the hierarchy of the associations are selected from various kind of student, from different places, region, even status level and mature enough should be considered to represent each mentalities. Of course, not only the MOE should've already realized this long ago, but other ministries as well, Tourism, Culture, Youth & Sport etc.

If old fags would be able to come out with laudable ideas to enhance the country, we should expect the unexpected MORE from the younger generation!

BANZAI!




Great God,
Hear us..

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Ah Soo

Posted by SMANF ,

..at 2214 local time...somewhere in Shah Alam


lad : Ah soo, where do u wanna go ni?

Ah soo : ! (flabbergasted)..owh,U80

lad         : err..where are u going?

Ah soo : U80(smile)

lad         : I see..where do u live, it's already late ni

Ah soo  : u mau pegi mana?

lad         : err..I'm waiting for 529 bus, got some business

Ah soo : Owh, takpa...nanti bas datang

lad        :  oo..OwO'

The old hag aboard the 529 bus with the lad..apparently she's already nyanyok; lucky the bus driver didnt mind she mounted the bus without paying a penny or showing any ticket. Pity Ah soo, good luck in your adventure, where ever ure going. hopefully i wont be like you when i reach your age...

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Flower

Posted by SMANF ,


Couldnt sleep last nyte...
i heard a voice in my head
saying 'happy *****day, may god bless, murah rezeki, semayang rajin2'
asking me who's the cutest among all, and i said 'Izyani?'
unfortunately i was wrong
i mean what would a lecturer of mine thinking calling me at that 0012 hour?
superthnx. tht was a B.E.A.U,tiful music.sweet
kalah yuna.
Berbunga-bunga mood





Great God,
Thanks..
..thanks a lot

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WANTED!

Posted by SMANF ,

"korang pernah tengok rancangan 'getting together' tak??.. alaa.. yg ditaja oleh sony tuh.. setiap ahad, 7.30pm, tv 3/4. takat ni dah 3 siri aku tengok.. best woo.. lebih kurang cam citer 'friends' gitu.. tapi ni versi malaysialah.. pelakon tetap dia ialah ako mustapha - yg iklan mekdonel joget2 ngan budak kecik tu, douglas lim - hairstylist dalam kopitiam dulu tuh, elaine daly - bekas pengacara RIM chart show dan akhir sekali julia chuah - entah.. sapa ntah..

hari ni dia citer pasal hadiah.. ako mustapha bagi hadiah tiket percutian ke pulau sipadan pada elaine.. tapi elaine tak suka sbb katanya ako bagi tak ikhlas.. (ako beli tiket tu dari douglas tanpa pengetahuan douglas sbb ako tau douglas tengah takde duit.. ako beli tiket tu cuma sbb nak 'tolong' douglas aje..). douglas plak bagi hadiah seutas rantai leher daripada manik yg diperbuatnya sendiri kepada julia.. dia bagi kat julia sbb julia berangan nak beli seutas rantai leher yg mahal yg ditengoknya di majalah.. yg sedihnya.. julia pun tak suka rantai leher tu sbb murahan katanya.. dia nak yg mutiara macam kat majalah tu..

kemdian julia dan elaine bercerita pasal hadiah yg masing2 dapat.. elaine kata ako tak ikhlas.. julia plak kata douglas bagi hadiah 'takde kelas'.. elaine kata dalam hati 'sepatutnya julia berterima kasih kat douglas atas hadiah yg dibuat dgn tangannya sendiri tuh..' "its not the 'price' thats important, its about the 'special'..".. erkkk.. camtulah lebih kurang dia kata.. aku bukan ingat sangat dialog omputih nih.."

dipetik dari spyz.blogspot.com

A story of friendship and romance. Really love this story..whoever helps me in finding this series will be rewarded.please and thank you^^

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Enjoy your drive

Posted by SMANF ,


Not all Malaysian likes it but stopping at the traffic lights is one of my favorite. It's place to go get along, crazy with one another motorist of course! I mean why not? What else do the windows are for?Just wave crazily and grin like the Grinch to the driver next car, or maybe make the cutest weird face that you could, and wink over and over to the kids next vehicle.
Holding a durian while making the lustiest face ever is also an option, did that once and the Indian girl driver next car lick her lips XP ...while people around waiting for the green light in tense, we had a great laugh back then.

Can't figure? Well then just dance>w<> to step outside your veh and go too wild till a bike run over you!) try as well to tempt others around to dance along.

Finally, after a joyful wait of the red LED countdown, the light turns green...Bid your neighbour farewell and give a smile^__^ try lah
enjoy!

Great God
Dont do that again..Haha

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