Angkat tangan!

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  • Idris Hj. Bakri(mygrandpa) is it?...said you were robbed, and your ear was cut? ok then, we'll catch those burglars..we'll call you once we have anything new ok?WEYY YOP!! Don't change the channel!! Relax ar..half time you tukar arr~!!

  • ...what? Nurin Jazlin? Who's that? Kidnapped ah!?..oh found her body already ah? Ok then~ case solved we guess.if sum1 ask well just say were still investigating can what~?

  • Aminul Rasyid that 15 yearold kid? Idiot oh he wouldn't stop! That's why we shot the tyre to stop the car! ...Say what? The bullet went through his head? owh sorry...thought the tyre was the one driving~my aim sucks anyway

  • WHAT!?..Susilawati, you mean the vip!? We should go all out and solve this case!! Lets aim for top3 in the Interpol!!BANZAI~!!!!march3!*

yang adil, polis

you're so near to be with, yet so far to feel

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EpyEid

Posted by SMANF ,

Dany once asked me a q
I answered like I usually does to the others
He said "Bohong ah.....You're scared ryte?"

...strangely enough, I just couldn't say no


Dah.lepaskan. Here's the updates

  • Kuihraya was purrrfect
  • Duitraya
  • Mercunbanyaktakingat
  • Deng I couldn't make it to help TokWan kacau his dodol
  • I'm having the almost-exact baju raya like Azim's - da green 1.hee jgn mara aa
  • Owh & my haircut was out. rase nak pakai tudung je...elok ade tudung siti,tudung ekin, nah kau tudung Amri! ngeri


thetwingirls yg ilang tu text camni kt mak dia..gedik gak ar.c!r!+ planta aku try copy~

"sEl@m4t h4r! rAyerW, MaAp zahirba+in yErw"



euw

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Fast AlMubarak

Posted by SMANF ,



Bazaar
Chaotic punye tempat
Nafsunafsi kiri kanan.owhbebeh~~
Colorful sangat, especially air2 buah
Biru, blue, pink, merah, yellow2 mak ai ey halal ke ni-__-'
Macam muntah pun ade.Barf ais 3 rm2.nak?

But the food galore can't be denied ah
Some I've just tried lately like Akok2...Otak2 aa..that bulat2 kuih aa..hesh dunno the name
Before this i thought otak2 was some kinda brain-made food meh~manala tau
The kuih2 are tempting as well
tapi aku rase sedikit buffering when i see..

"1=4posen
5=rm2"

ok*O-O'

notice the difference?
takde.yeap adik2..none.
Nak senyum pun ade,
nak find a calculator x logik a pulak i'm a TESL student ma, I don't do math OwO'
Kan laju je we'll be rushing when we see..

"1=4posen
 3=rm1"?

kan lebey comel?hee

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Sometimes I wonder
What's the meaning of fasting if we break it like hellotsafoodIcannotfinishah wth~?
Well nafsu punye pasal kan. Simple answer, but not rational enough ar
In 1 go a friend of mine could even spend rm13~standard katenye.wau sangat~

But actually it's not Wrong to eat what we desire tu...just at times we have to spend some times pondering ar
Uolz ingat tak korang puasa sebab ape..?
Uolz ingat tak those unfortunate ones makan camne..?
Uolz ingat tak your parents makan ape..?
Uolz ingat tak Siapa yang bagi makan..?

In the end, buncit dapat.
Imam lepas sujud bangun, kite nanges tetonggeng takle bgerak.malu x? Imam spank your arse kang~
Last2 burn itu tarawikh~deng rugi a
elehamricakaporangwahaha~!


rainbow paddlepop pon kalah ^^'

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3rd Update

Posted by SMANF ,

Yep

It has been a while since my last entry ye
Couldn't sleep. so why not?I'm typing diz and I swear I'll read diz again in the future

1. 1st day of new sem I was late; tak pasal2 dikenakan menjadi class rep. ok should a latecomer be a classrep?bad omen i think -__-' ana shikit punya jauh tegedik2 come to class by bus529 coz ana stay at Seksyen 2 gile hensem, kena datang early to get the keys almost every moning~ wah cabaran nih.

2. SAF2010 was not that bad~ again I commited myself to the PingPong & Chess which I am a so-so player je like the previous year...but kerna ngade2 I went for the Badminton & Kayak tryout as well. Gaya ade. Raket kuning menyale, tp maen like my Grandma can do better baek aku sokong je our Badminton team...a.k.a. kuranglulus (eleh taknak pulak cakap kena kick)...But Kayak went cool, represented the fac for Double, went to semi-final, eksiden dengan fac laen, Balik tanpa beg putih. a.k.a. kalah ar. ~ow and I joined the aerobic team gak. Menari2~with only few minutes of practice few moments before the performance, tetibe unpected kaw2 dapat 3rd place.wah not bad tahun depan joget ag ah.jom2 join~ Muhyee yang macam grizzly tu pun some thought he was a TeddyBear Mascot~teeetttt!! salah teddybear xbuat wondergirls' nobody ye..

3. KESAT was arduous. The commands for marching pun shikit punya LAEN from my previous experiences punye marching, so I have to keep up & reformat kaplaotakawad ni. The PerKad practice was intense but bearable ag ar...ow not forgeting the horny cheer we have.grr naughty dow.

4. DRAMA class supersyok ar. Having Myra and Pajid as groupmates, we did miming sketch, using a present as a prop; depicting a story about April fool. It was simple yet cool and laudable for the lecturer woh; and later an MTV about 'How to Save a Life' by The Fray, emo+touchin+sweet+notenoughtimetopractice=bigclap ah.nanges*.And I also have to mention that we'll be performing another big drama at the end of the sem.
yesayatakotcozsayapegangwatakhantoo~~



5. FRIENDS ...hmm...agak speechless.best.azimfadzilpakdin dtg ag shalam k.


nyte

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Darah

Posted by SMANF ,



eh? there's a new kitty at my kampung? play2 with her jom~~


Since I watched a video cik Cuna was tagged in kat facebook dulu, about a lady wearing heels seghonot2 pijak kepale kitty ngan heels SAMPAIPECAHKEPALEwtf!..sedikit hatihati maen dgn diz 1~ burr

geletek2~
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cocok2~



NGAPP~!!NGEP!

haha i was bitten..ek'eleehh taksakit!



eh?

pedih?
OMGIMBLEEDINGBLOOOOODDD~~!!!!



p/s: sayangilah budak2 kecik ni





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'Like' & Dislike

Posted by SMANF ,


Honestly aku tak reti2 nak dapat hidayah 'Like' these & those groups yg support Moslems' progress or whatsoever tu?
Why's that?

mm...notsure, maybe ade ego yang has always been saying to myself, yang why only that bile ade significant event, or controversial issues je benda2 ni dapat sambutan...& after these events dah cooldown, these groups or profile pics akan di-ignored...Some are sincere and really care saya hormat ye. But kadang2 rase syegan gak, coz bile some of us sibuk liking diz and doz groups and changing their profile pics and all...[bagus ar. ni pun sebagai peringatan for oneanother] ...tp ade yang lg best menyibukkan themselves by pegi surau ke, buat qiamullail ke solat hajat, baca yassin dsb.[best lg kan] hesh macam aku rajin? no offense ye si pembace

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Tabligh? No need to figure how many excuses I've given them when diorang ajak me to some events lumba2 dapatkan Hidayah kat masjid.
Ade feel guilty tak?

20% kot, coz their intention ni mau ingatkan kita tentang mcm2 ada...amalan la, death la, mau dekatkan diri to our Creator. Bagus. Saspect [salute+respect] thanx sgt share benda2 ni; But de remaining 80% adelah syaitonirrojim yang dislike the forceful tone, the sarcastic remarks yg pedih dan benar, de personal Qs yang agak sebok tentang our excuses & maybe the time they're taking bile dan2 tu la ketuk bilik bile kite mau gi dinner, not to mention some ayat prejudice yang diorang ingat kita supervillain jaat sgt.huh. saya agak jahat eh? mm...at times pikir2 maybe I'm a kind of lad yang perlu these peeps as 'initiator' je kot. I prefer doing things my way...tapi still perlu peringatan.camni mau dpt hidayah?lambat lg amri...

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Yang still jahil xsedardiri, saya


Oh skip ye! bacebacela ni every solat fardhu kalau mampu.

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Peluh vs Hingus

Posted by SMANF ,

ATTENTION POST NI TYPICAL
At times annoyed jugak when I see people being emo la...layu 1 badan buat mate kuyu ar...(even me myself do this at times & I seriously regret it). Plizla jangan. But personally I'd try to keep away from others for a while la when I demam. Kena berjangkit kat korang padan muke aku? mau 1 fac kna quarantine?hah. Bawak sabr ye & ha, time ni ar baru mau ingat Tuhan!? And some yang worse lg nk ngade2 pikir Islam tu mudah. Assuming having fever ni la excuse takpe tinggal semayang. ey enta/enti mau mampos? Patut everytime we wake up kena mau check every sense tau. syukur kalau cukup & sehat. Kalu dah rase tak best, demam ke ape ke...dibawahbawah ni la keje aku


  • Be strong & positive la kot de best answer for me. Ha elokla sgt. time2 ni la people should go for a jog & exercise tp janganla otai sangat mau jog at noon or go for 5-10 rounds kasik pengsan kepale. Kena buas ckit~ Macam it helps to cool our body tau afterwards. Kasik peluh our body this way is better than just laying lazily wearing a sweater on the floor sambil golek2 tunggu demam cool down. And FYI when we exercise, selsema pun can stop slowly tau. Coz we inhale more air and all de ijau mucus got flushed away easily. Best kan.ah tak kire best jgak!

  • Mandi? Lebih banyak drpada hari2 busuk time cuti ar..

  • Jus Udara aka Skyjuice tu telan banyak2 sampai buyut. mau coolkan & rinse our body system. Isotonic drinks tu best jugak, aka water & glucose yang added with vitamins and minerals la ambik kau iklan kjap, mau ganti mineral lost time exercise before. Ni fist bahan I look for even kalau ade tande2 mau demaman

  • Buah pun me likey. Source vitamins yang superb dan berair. Apparently I don't consume much of buah lately...even singgit je pon sebetik. Mau free taikidungmasinmanis sangat pow je at the nearby surau/masjid. hesh time ni la rajin pegi surau.

  • Batuk I've no idea. I don't know how to 'khak-puih!' da 'kahakun' like other people keep telling me to do. But I usually take Strepsils or Hacks. Kena bayar buat promotion ni.heh
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Tp tu ar I'm not a clinic~hospital~PK(PusatKesikatan ye adik2) person. JANGAN CONTOHI.Nak kate malas? yep maybe that's one of the reasons, but yang penting its kinda sophisticated to get treated kat tempat2 camni. Situations?


1.okla..sifulansifulan need to go to this what-the-#eck-so-far building, has to go through all the blazes, & even ad probability mau pitam tetibe.wah over

2.Beliau perlu bg IC, or MedCard & eventually wait for da scores of numbers to be called. obvious meriah numbernye - '1024'...nmbr beliau? '1133' hah ngelupor nk tunggu?

3.Finally the turn came.tendang pintu!, masuk, then ngada2 report kat doctor yang bertauliah tp muke tak mesra senyuman ni all the pain...doctor nodded,usya2 sifulan's body tanpa niat2 gataljahat. check heartbeat.done.doctor gave da prescription and we're done.(no offence most of the docs I met were like this, there are some good ones) dah NEXT!

4.Ya,akhirnya setelah menunggu for hours, finally sifulan got all de colorful medicines. huh? Paracetamol je? wthbbqsauce I can get this at Rahmat store ah!

5. btw I'm not very good in swallowing pills. I still think that a Panadol is to0 big to gobble up in 1 go. kerat 2 dulu baru bole masuk



Great God
Thanx for the air eh

Video uncensored.hadiah. Kredit tu Uncle PCK

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