Peluh vs Hingus

At times annoyed jugak when I see people being emo la...layu 1 badan buat mate kuyu ar...(even me myself do this at times & I seriously regret it). Plizla jangan. But personally I'd try to keep away from others for a while la when I demam. Kena berjangkit kat korang padan muke aku? mau 1 fac kna quarantine?hah. Bawak sabr ye & ha, time ni ar baru mau ingat Tuhan!? And some yang worse lg nk ngade2 pikir Islam tu mudah. Assuming having fever ni la excuse takpe tinggal semayang. ey enta/enti mau mampos? Patut everytime we wake up kena mau check every sense tau. syukur kalau cukup & sehat. Kalu dah rase tak best, demam ke ape ke...dibawahbawah ni la keje aku

  • Be strong & positive la kot de best answer for me. Ha elokla sgt. time2 ni la people should go for a jog & exercise tp janganla otai sangat mau jog at noon or go for 5-10 rounds kasik pengsan kepale. Kena buas ckit~ Macam it helps to cool our body tau afterwards. Kasik peluh our body this way is better than just laying lazily wearing a sweater on the floor sambil golek2 tunggu demam cool down. And FYI when we exercise, selsema pun can stop slowly tau. Coz we inhale more air and all de ijau mucus got flushed away easily. Best kan.ah tak kire best jgak!

  • Mandi? Lebih banyak drpada hari2 busuk time cuti ar..

  • Jus Udara aka Skyjuice tu telan banyak2 sampai buyut. mau coolkan & rinse our body system. Isotonic drinks tu best jugak, aka water & glucose yang added with vitamins and minerals la ambik kau iklan kjap, mau ganti mineral lost time exercise before. Ni fist bahan I look for even kalau ade tande2 mau demaman

  • Buah pun me likey. Source vitamins yang superb dan berair. Apparently I don't consume much of buah lately...even singgit je pon sebetik. Mau free taikidungmasinmanis sangat pow je at the nearby surau/masjid. hesh time ni la rajin pegi surau.

  • Batuk I've no idea. I don't know how to 'khak-puih!' da 'kahakun' like other people keep telling me to do. But I usually take Strepsils or Hacks. Kena bayar buat promotion ni.heh
Tp tu ar I'm not a clinic~hospital~PK(PusatKesikatan ye adik2) person. JANGAN CONTOHI.Nak kate malas? yep maybe that's one of the reasons, but yang penting its kinda sophisticated to get treated kat tempat2 camni. Situations?

1.okla..sifulansifulan need to go to this what-the-#eck-so-far building, has to go through all the blazes, & even ad probability mau pitam tetibe.wah over

2.Beliau perlu bg IC, or MedCard & eventually wait for da scores of numbers to be called. obvious meriah numbernye - '1024'...nmbr beliau? '1133' hah ngelupor nk tunggu?

3.Finally the turn came.tendang pintu!, masuk, then ngada2 report kat doctor yang bertauliah tp muke tak mesra senyuman ni all the nodded,usya2 sifulan's body tanpa niat2 gataljahat. check gave da prescription and we're done.(no offence most of the docs I met were like this, there are some good ones) dah NEXT!

4.Ya,akhirnya setelah menunggu for hours, finally sifulan got all de colorful medicines. huh? Paracetamol je? wthbbqsauce I can get this at Rahmat store ah!

5. btw I'm not very good in swallowing pills. I still think that a Panadol is to0 big to gobble up in 1 go. kerat 2 dulu baru bole masuk

Great God
Thanx for the air eh

Video uncensored.hadiah. Kredit tu Uncle PCK


Amri : We want to go this * house. Where ah?

Toksu : Oh rumah *~ You know the surau at the end of the corner...aa turn left,then right...few meters afterwards you'll find this BIG, WHITE HOUSE, A NICE ONE, WITH A SMALL FOUNTAIN AT THE LAWN, WITH AN ASTRO BEYOND'S KUALI ON TOP OF THE ROOF...; IT HAS THIS BIG DOOR, THERE ARE ALSO SOME BONSAI PLANTS NEAR THE ENTRANCE, AND THE OWNER OWNS A BMW AND A GRAND should be able to notice the house easily.....

Amri : mak oi(...burr so many wealthy description, Wow he must be superich having that kind of abode)

Toksu : .....haa..rumah dia SEBELAH rumah tu ^_^

Amri : HAISH! O-O' wtfbbqsauce!!!?

buat lawak pulak toksu ni...nasib baik lawak anda best


Ani : Nek~
Inoy : Nandu kami kah? [kenal kami tak?]
Toknek : Kada nandu..Ni supa?[ tak sape?]
Ani : Inoy..kekeke~
Inoy : Ani..hihi
Toknek : ..ha?
Amri : Aa..elokla tu kacau toknek. Nanti korang dah tue,nyanyuk, Sabri pulak kacau kome ye..haa.Bagitau awal2 ni.hehe
Apparently my mom & aunts like to tease my greatgrandma. Superfunny though
AniInoy : OoO' Wei2 don't la camni...kami saje jee..
Cast -
Toknek ~ my greatgrandma
Ani ~ my aunt
Inoy ~ my ma
Amri ~myself

saya suke mengumpat anda-__-'

A thing that really99x makes us in denial everytime we spread the words, or talk about it & LOL about it, but deep inside we hope that we wont be like that particular person or, vice versa; dont wanna hear or talk about it, but we laugh inside, saying "yuck", "serve you right", "ngek betul.." dan sebagainye. I mean seronok kan? It's undeniably fun laughing bout others' pnye bad behavior, or the way they are; x kesah la cara jalan ke...slang gedik ke...kuat emo ke...being selfish ke.So much la for Mr & Miss Perfect!?

Best & at the same time tak. Best are when we know what we haven't know...err..i dont really sure how to put this.Kadang2 umpatan tu can be a sort of an alert call kite aware of da real situation. It can also be a sort of coz as a reminder for us view their * as something that we should avoid a best excuse to ngumpat heh. Best jgak that we know, that we have friends, yg sudi share the stories...well in a bad way apparently, BUT, this shows that we can be trusted for them, or in simples word, we have side..or sides-___-'(theres always a backstabber duhh). Satu lagi, at times, traducing also shows that the traducer is being caring bout the one that he/she talks about.sweet kn? ah angguk je!

Tak best? Apparently those yang ngumpat depan aku bout the others, doesn't seem to see me, and that person as someone to respect! I mean I've been seeing that person in a positive way all these times, tetibe you came out of da blue rosakkan my perception bout em? & then another case is, mane tau..ntah2 dia a good friend of mine ke...a relative of mine ke...only u don't give a $#!t kan~? In worst case scenario bile both opposing sides trust us, ended up traducing one another, TO US! aisey...which facts & side pulak yg I should trust ni...? maen lepas je. Last2 aku yg ngumpat korang b2. Asyik berdose dengar korang je ngumpat...ha padan muke aku!-___-'eh?

Nak ajak aku masuk forum ngumpat korang? Frankly I've scores of adjectives in my head to describes anyone, but Im doing my best to control my talk. Ey korang nk ckp ape ckpla. I couldn't plug my ears with da earphones listening to songs all day long, & seriously lawak & interesting to hear kan?sampaikan LOLROTF gtu. amboih kome~tapi kalau aku lost my cool silap one cut my lines. I'll say almost everything.repeat. almost>:)kekeke~

Cheh.aku type mcm takde org sudi je nk ngumpat aku. anyway to wrap up, I think it's like makan durian. I dont mind for not having it...but if it is in front of me,silap ar~ ya simile yang a bit out of topic di situ..-__-'


Lampiran> topik ngumpat
-Posts on Facebook
-Person's mood at a certain time
-Person's action(s)at a certain time
-Person's personal taste
dan lain2 yang sama waktu dengannye
lu pikir la sindri

Renungrenungkan, dan, selamat mengumpat ingat2la dose ye.ditujukan for myself as well

Half an hour at Wad Psikiatri

2ndt time in my life pegi psikiatri...
Back in 1997 dulu my friends and I penah la jgak masuk skali once
no not coz our goofymental lah
coz my fren's ma worked there & we wanted her to send us somewhere.
ok kembali ke Siratulmustaqim

Most of the male patients are quite young, female plak on the other hand mostly quite old
Ade yang got herself tied to the bed, coz she always took off her clothes
Ade yang blurrrrrrrrr...
Ade yang talking to him/herself
And macam2 lagu they sang, but some words aren't comprehensible ar
tapi most of them can chew the fat ah.
sembang2~ luahan perasaan

~~~~~ : Saya ni family pn tak peduli dah..
~~~~~ : Ntah. Hari tu ambulan bawak saya sini.saya nak keluar kat pintu ni tapi kunci~
~~~~~ : Kenal MakTeh saya tak?
Hopefully ill stay sane


Kamceng, Sweet, Superstronghearted, Cool jgak
After my Abah passed away while i was still a 6 month foetus
Gile tough for her to stay strong, raising me all by herself for years.
Luckyla I wasn't as demanding & gedegedik as other children back then.
lol riak tibatiba.
Worked as a librarian kt Mahkamah Tinggi Ipoh dulu
Best, glamor abes at her workplace.
Sume kenal kami ber2, most probably diorang sympathize
myb coz my ma kecik jgak;

Then i asked her "Ma~ kenape hari sabtu ma tak cuti?"
She fulfilled my question by changing her profession
Garang...but during her teaching kat skolah...
...I couldnt help myself from giggling.

At times mase WWF was all the rage dulu
time The Rock glemer. We even wrestled kaw2.
She even taught me how to use the microwave when I was in standard 2
to heat the lauks she made. Agak seram tinggal sesorang
Coz before this takde kes culik2 ni~

When I left for my secondary school
She was all by herself kat rumah
Kesian risau danlainlain
She got married again dan ade teman sekarang di rumah.

Undescribable sangat in 1 post. I need the whole internet!!!more kot.RARHH~!