- Idris Hj. Bakri(mygrandpa) is it?...said you were robbed, and your ear was cut? ok then, we'll catch those burglars..we'll call you once we have anything new ok?WEYY YOP!! Don't change the channel!! Relax ar..half time you tukar arr~!!
- ...what? Nurin Jazlin? Who's that? Kidnapped ah!?..oh found her body already ah? Ok then~ case solved we guess.if sum1 ask well just say were still investigating can what~?
- Aminul Rasyid that 15 yearold kid? Idiot oh he wouldn't stop! That's why we shot the tyre to stop the car! ...Say what? The bullet went through his head? owh sorry...thought the tyre was the one driving~my aim sucks anyway
- WHAT!?..Susilawati, you mean the vip!? We should go all out and solve this case!! Lets aim for top3 in the Interpol!!BANZAI~!!!!march3!*
Dany once asked me a q
I answered like I usually does to the others
He said "Bohong ah.....You're scared ryte?"
...strangely enough, I just couldn't say no
Dah.lepaskan. Here's the updates
- Kuihraya was purrrfect
- Duitraya
- Mercunbanyaktakingat
- Deng I couldn't make it to help TokWan kacau his dodol
- I'm having the almost-exact baju raya like Azim's - da green 1.hee jgn mara aa
- Owh & my haircut was out. rase nak pakai tudung je...elok ade tudung siti,tudung ekin, nah kau tudung Amri! ngeri
thetwingirls yg ilang tu text camni kt mak dia..gedik gak ar.c!r!+ planta aku try copy~
"sEl@m4t h4r! rAyerW, MaAp zahirba+in yErw"
euw
Chaotic punye tempat
Nafsunafsi kiri kanan.owhbebeh~~
Colorful sangat, especially air2 buah
Biru, blue, pink, merah, yellow2 mak ai ey halal ke ni-__-'
But the food galore can't be denied ah
Some I've just tried lately like Akok2...Otak2 aa..that bulat2 kuih aa..hesh dunno the name
Before this i thought otak2 was some kinda brain-made food meh~manala tau
The kuih2 are tempting as well
tapi aku rase sedikit buffering when i see..
"1=4posen
5=rm2"
ok*O-O'
notice the difference?
takde.yeap adik2..none.
Nak senyum pun ade,
nak find a calculator x logik a pulak i'm a TESL student ma, I don't do math OwO'
Kan laju je we'll be rushing when we see..
"1=4posen
3=rm1"?
kan lebey comel?hee
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Sometimes I wonder
What's the meaning of fasting if we break it like hellotsafoodIcannotfinishah wth~?
Well nafsu punye pasal kan. Simple answer, but not rational enough ar
In 1 go a friend of mine could even spend rm13~standard katenye.wau sangat~
But actually it's not Wrong to eat what we desire tu...just at times we have to spend some times pondering ar
Uolz ingat tak korang puasa sebab ape..?
Uolz ingat tak those unfortunate ones makan camne..?
Uolz ingat tak your parents makan ape..?
Uolz ingat tak Siapa yang bagi makan..?
In the end, buncit dapat.
Imam lepas sujud bangun, kite nanges tetonggeng takle bgerak.malu x? Imam spank your arse kang~
Last2 burn itu tarawikh~deng rugi a
elehamricakaporangwahaha~!
rainbow paddlepop pon kalah ^^'
It has been a while since my last entry ye
Couldn't sleep. so why not?I'm typing diz and I swear I'll read diz again in the future
1. 1st day of new sem I was late; tak pasal2 dikenakan menjadi class rep. ok should a latecomer be a classrep?bad omen i think -__-' ana shikit punya jauh tegedik2 come to class by bus529 coz ana stay at Seksyen 2 gile hensem, kena datang early to get the keys almost every moning~ wah cabaran nih.
2. SAF2010 was not that bad~ again I commited myself to the PingPong & Chess which I am a so-so player je like the previous year...but kerna ngade2 I went for the Badminton & Kayak tryout as well. Gaya ade. Raket kuning menyale, tp maen like my Grandma can do better baek aku sokong je our Badminton team...a.k.a. kuranglulus (eleh taknak pulak cakap kena kick)...But Kayak went cool, represented the fac for Double, went to semi-final, eksiden dengan fac laen, Balik tanpa beg putih. a.k.a. kalah ar. ~ow and I joined the aerobic team gak. Menari2~with only few minutes of practice few moments before the performance, tetibe unpected kaw2 dapat 3rd place.wah not bad tahun depan joget ag ah.jom2 join~ Muhyee yang macam grizzly tu pun some thought he was a TeddyBear Mascot~teeetttt!! salah teddybear xbuat wondergirls' nobody ye..
3. KESAT was arduous. The commands for marching pun shikit punya LAEN from my previous experiences punye marching, so I have to keep up & reformat kaplaotakawad ni. The PerKad practice was intense but bearable ag ar...ow not forgeting the horny cheer we have.grr naughty dow.
4. DRAMA class supersyok ar. Having Myra and Pajid as groupmates, we did miming sketch, using a present as a prop; depicting a story about April fool. It was simple yet cool and laudable for the lecturer woh; and later an MTV about 'How to Save a Life' by The Fray, emo+touchin+sweet+notenoughtimetopractice=bigclap ah.nanges*.And I also have to mention that we'll be performing another big drama at the end of the sem.
yesayatakotcozsayapegangwatakhantoo~~
5. FRIENDS ...hmm...agak speechless.best.azimfadzilpakdin dtg ag shalam k.
nyte
Honestly aku tak reti2 nak dapat hidayah 'Like' these & those groups yg support Moslems' progress or whatsoever tu?
Why's that?
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Ade feel guilty tak?
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- Be strong & positive la kot de best answer for me. Ha elokla sgt. time2 ni la people should go for a jog & exercise tp janganla otai sangat mau jog at noon or go for 5-10 rounds kasik pengsan kepale. Kena buas ckit~ Macam it helps to cool our body tau afterwards. Kasik peluh our body this way is better than just laying lazily wearing a sweater on the floor sambil golek2 tunggu demam cool down. And FYI when we exercise, selsema pun can stop slowly tau. Coz we inhale more air and all de ijau mucus got flushed away easily. Best kan.ah tak kire best jgak!
- Mandi? Lebih banyak drpada hari2 busuk time cuti ar..
- Jus Udara aka Skyjuice tu telan banyak2 sampai buyut. mau coolkan & rinse our body system. Isotonic drinks tu best jugak, aka water & glucose yang added with vitamins and minerals la ambik kau iklan kjap, mau ganti mineral lost time exercise before. Ni fist bahan I look for even kalau ade tande2 mau demaman
- Buah pun me likey. Source vitamins yang superb dan berair. Apparently I don't consume much of buah lately...even singgit je pon sebetik. Mau free taikidungmasinmanis sangat pow je at the nearby surau/masjid. hesh time ni la rajin pegi surau.
- Batuk I've no idea. I don't know how to 'khak-puih!' da 'kahakun' like other people keep telling me to do. But I usually take Strepsils or Hacks. Kena bayar buat promotion ni.heh
Toksu : Oh rumah *~ You know the surau at the end of the corner...aa turn left,then right...few meters afterwards you'll find this BIG, WHITE HOUSE, A NICE ONE, WITH A SMALL FOUNTAIN AT THE LAWN, WITH AN ASTRO BEYOND'S KUALI ON TOP OF THE ROOF...; IT HAS THIS BIG DOOR, THERE ARE ALSO SOME BONSAI PLANTS NEAR THE ENTRANCE, AND THE OWNER OWNS A BMW AND A GRAND LIVINA...you should be able to notice the house easily.....
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Amri : HAISH! O-O' wtfbbqsauce!!!?
Best & at the same time tak. Best are when we know what we haven't know...err..i dont really sure how to put this.Kadang2 umpatan tu can be a sort of an alert call la...bg kite aware of da real situation. It can also be a sort of coz as a reminder for us view their * as something that we should avoid ar...ni a best excuse to ngumpat heh. Best jgak that we know, that we have friends, yg sudi share the stories...well in a bad way apparently, BUT, this shows that we can be trusted for them, or in simples word, we have side..or sides-___-'(theres always a backstabber duhh). Satu lagi, at times, traducing also shows that the traducer is being caring bout the one that he/she talks about.sweet kn? ah angguk je!
Tak best? Apparently those yang ngumpat depan aku bout the others, doesn't seem to see me, and that person as someone to respect! I mean I've been seeing that person in a positive way all these times, tetibe you came out of da blue rosakkan my perception bout em? & then another case is, mane tau..ntah2 dia a good friend of mine ke...a relative of mine ke...only u don't give a $#!t kan~? In worst case scenario bile both opposing sides trust us, ended up traducing one another, TO US! aisey...which facts & side pulak yg I should trust ni...? maen lepas je. Last2 aku yg ngumpat korang b2. Asyik berdose dengar korang je ngumpat...ha padan muke aku!-___-'eh?
Nak ajak aku masuk forum ngumpat korang? Frankly I've scores of adjectives in my head to describes anyone, but Im doing my best to control my talk. Ey korang nk ckp ape ckpla. I couldn't plug my ears with da earphones listening to songs all day long, & seriously lawak & interesting to hear kan?sampaikan LOLROTF gtu. amboih kome~tapi kalau aku lost my cool silap ar...no one cut my lines. I'll say almost everything.repeat. almost>:)kekeke~
Cheh.aku type mcm takde org sudi je nk ngumpat aku. anyway to wrap up, I think it's like makan durian. I dont mind for not having it...but if it is in front of me,silap ar~ ya simile yang a bit out of topic di situ..-__-'
sokseksoksekweiakutakpahamarkocakapape
Lampiran> topik ngumpat
-Hygene
-Look/Appearance/Behavior
-Posts on Facebook/Blogposts
-Person's mood at a certain time
-Person's action(s)at a certain time
-Person's personal taste
dan lain2 yang sama waktu dengannye
lu pikir la sindri
Renungrenungkan, dan, selamat mengumpat ingat2la dose ye.ditujukan for myself as well
Back in 1997 dulu my friends and I penah la jgak masuk skali once
no not coz our goofymental lah
coz my fren's ma worked there & we wanted her to send us somewhere.
ok kembali ke Siratulmustaqim
Most of the male patients are quite young, female plak on the other hand mostly quite old
Ade yang got herself tied to the bed, coz she always took off her clothes
Ade yang blurrrrrrrrr...
Ade yang talking to him/herself
And macam2 lagu they sang, but some words aren't comprehensible ar
tapi most of them can chew the fat ah.
sembang2~ luahan perasaan
~~~~~ : Saya ni family pn tak peduli dah..
~~~~~ : Ntah. Hari tu ambulan bawak saya sini.saya nak keluar kat pintu ni tapi kunci~
~~~~~ : Kenal MakTeh saya tak?
Kesian
Hopefully ill stay sane
Sports can portray friendship as well as rivalry
Fates & loves are around, only sometimes we need to be more vigilant
Jawab ar klau brani. We should have aims in our days
watched a taekwondo tournament tadi
cool kot~
kick there, kick here
ouch...sounds not that cool
some control macho
some play innocent
some play happy go lucky faces
some brags and showing off skills
lol
things change once you're in the square mat
it's just you and the other you, who you thinks you know but you don't
sedar2
KETEPAP!
...aduu..lebam
but in the end
they shake hands.laughing togther
wink one another
chill.make new friends, meet some cuties dan sebagainya
congrates
...nak amik Karate ah cam sifu guitar saya Zaim
Great God
People lie eh
Hi Pakcik Rapid
Speechless these days
dunno.
everytime i sit for a test or exam
everything that i wrote was answers
not marks?-__-'
rotting eh?
teringat back in my primary & early secondary school
touchin i, people ask Qs, I gave answers.
l8er of course got myself motivated
to learn more, to share more
kepale suci.bercahaya.ilmu easy come,easy tests
now ilmu easy come easy go
namun
senyum tu a must
eventhough geram
dont know who to blame
but myself
senyum lagi
......
hish!
kurang ikhlas!
ikhlas lagi la!
ngeeee~~~
rrrr~~~
-__-'
bolela
Filled with guilt sangat