When Amri cakap english..

I went to help Queen on something at her new school today...
I stayed there till school's over
...and had a trip down memory lane watching the boisterous students

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some boys greet me with 'abang', kinda awkward at first, but then I notice that I'm no longer a secondary school student in any uniform.cool^^

I flipped through some of their revision book, and guess what did I found? easy as pie>o<

Funny yet awkward.. my 4 year old bijou, chubby adorable cousin just got admitted to a private hospital, for 3 sore days! lucky she got well last Friday.. Lets have an interview with my poor lil cousin here..

Amri : Dik Ecah, why did u got admitted?
Ecah : Diarrhoea! Abg Shabi want shome eh!?
Amri : Hoi!!! Don't come close!! I still got questions to ask..!! Do you have any clue why you got diarrhoea?
Ecah : Na'ah! I had no ichea whad the doctor said to ummi, but I think it had chumthing to do with what I ate.
Amri : Eh, and what was that?
Ecah : Lasht week I followed abah to his offish, then I chaw thish 1 big tin of Milo,the raw one.
Amri : ..!! ey, don't tell me..(-.-)'
Ecah : I gobbled up half of the tin..ceeedaaaaaapppp...!!!
Amri : ....girl, no wonder your teeth looks bad.
Ecah : (grin)

P/s: It's still ok to be a Milo addict than a drug addict...i think. Anyway congrates to my 4-year old Aisyah for her freedom!^^

Amri : You eat MILO till you cirit ah!!?GHahahHahhhaa..!!
Ecah : Abg Shabi jaat!

After a long wait, The Final Four finally released..
I've been a fan of this series since the first book. What I didnt expect is the ending
I was hoping that the main 'fruit', the bijou Kiwi will return to her hero..
It did!
For a page that is..


The story is about the friendship between Orange and Kiwi. Their personalities differ a lot though, but they consider themselves as bosom friend. Until one day, Orange meets a quiet, yet drop-dead gorgeous girl called Apple. Eventually, a wicked girl name Lemon turns up in their life.

Their friendship cracks bit by bit after Lemon crashed in and caused troubles, and Kiwi pays after she got expelled from the school as she was accused of stealing the school’s fund money. Orange suffered the consequence as well as he thought that her one and only best friend was upset of his weak attitude, eventhough she didn't
To add fuel to fire, Kiwi and her mom moved away from their abode out of the blue. Orange was frustrated but not for long; Apple then started to befriend with Orange, and this is where the real conflicts began. Lemon did scores of plans to ruin their relationship.

Things started to settle down when Lemon lost her memories, Apple starts over with her relationship with someone he knew, and Orange, the protagonist, become more mature and confident..Few weeks later, Orange received letter from Kiwi, that she already in another city and continue her study in new school. Orange can't wait to meet Kiwi, his best friend that will always accept him whatever his attitude is. As he wait for semester break, he hope that he will said what he hasn't said a long time ago. The story end with flashback scene saying that the memories will remain forever as long as they remember each other. Unfortunately, the ending is quite lame because of the sudden end to the story.

KIWIIIII!!!!!!!
WHAT HAPPENEDDDDDD!!!!?????

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YEEZZZZZ!!!!!!
ladies and gentlemen..
meet me!

I TErer!

Haries and I went home a lil bit late yesterday.
There was this lorry with durian galore.
The durians smelled like heaven
Haries decided to buy 1
Dude said, " 1 kilo,RM2.50^^"
We bought 1 for rm3 ,wait for the bus
Staring each other..

Haries : Let's just eat it here
Amri : What the..?
(..eating durian at this bus stop, by the road, in the rain, with people around watching us..?)
...grin
(..i like!)

Both : DEVOUR!!


nyamnyamnyam
ngap!ngep!
the smell wafted the whole spot
everyone was looking
some maybe drooling their saliva

Amri : Dude, I think we're promoting their durians lah
Haries : Hell I care!! Nguah,ngapnyamanyam..!!
Amri : OI!! Dont't eat three morsels at once lah!!

People around: (..wa..wannnttt..!!d**n these two are showing off!)

Haries : OMG,this is luscious!Lets buy another one!
Amri : Go boy, here! money!

a minute later

Haries : Oi, I bought 3(pants)
Amri : What the..?(devil grin)
Haries : I bought 2 for RM4, but then the dude gave me 1 for free(devil grin,pants)
I : ...dude,you rock! I LIKE!^^


Heaven..!!
Sedap...!!
Kenyang.!!
Belch...!!
Weird...!!
Thank U God!
Sedap...!!
..or in Manglish, BEST!

http://translate.google.com/

MAROLA translate page kome!!
sumpah lawak

One of the bulletins in fs.bace pliz

karangan terbaik UPSR 2008.. check it out!!! damn funny..

Pagi itu pagi minggu. Cuaca cukup sejuk sehingga mencapai takat suhu beku. Sebab itu saya tidak mandi pagi sebab air kolah jadi air batu dan air paip tidak mahu keluar sebab beku di dalam batang paip. Pagi itu saya bersarapan dengan keluarga di dalam unggun api kerana tidak tahan sejuk. Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya menemaninya ke pasar. Tetapi saya tidak mahu.Selepas emak menikam perut saya berkali-kali dengan garfu barulah saya bersetuju untuk mengikutnya. Kami berjalan sejauh 120 kilometer kerana pasar itu letaknya 128 kilometer dari rumah. Lagi 8 kilometer nak sampai pasar saya ternampak sebuah lori kontena meluru dengan laju dari arah belakang.Dia melanggar emak saya. Emak saya tercampak ke dalam gaung. Dia menjerit “Adoi!”. Lepas itu emak saya naik semula dan mengejar lori tersebut. Saya pun turut berlari di belakang emak saya kerana takut emak saya melanggar lori itu pula. Pemandu lori itu nampak kami mengejarnya. Dia pun memecut lebih laju iaitu sama dengan kelajuan cahaya. Kami pula terpaksa mengejar dengan lebih laju iaitu sama dengan dua kali ganda kelajuan cahaya. Emak saya dapat menerajang tayar depan lori itu. Lori itu terbabas dan melanggar pembahagi jalan lalu bertembung dengan sebuah feri. Feri itu terbelah dua.Penumpang feri itu yang seramai 100 orang semuanya mati. Pemandu feri itu sangat marah. Dia pun bertukar menjadi Ultraman dan memfire pemandu lori. Pemandu lori menekan butang khas di dalam lori dia..lori itu bertukar menjadi robot Transformer. Mereka bergaduh di udara. Emak saya tidak puas hati. Dia pun terus menyewa sebuah helikopter di GentingHighlands dan terus ke tempat kemalangan. Dia melanggar pemandu feri yang telah bertukar menjadi Ultraman itu.Pemandu feri itu terkejut dan terus bertukar menjadi pemandu feri semula lalu terhempas ke jalanraya. Pemandu feri itu pecah. Pemandu lori sangat takut melihat kejadian itu. Dia meminta maaf dari emak saya. Dia menghulurkan tangan ingin bersalam. Tetapi emak saya masih marah. Dia menyendengkan helikopternya dan mengerat tangan pemandu lori itu dengan kipas helikopter. Pemandu lori itu menjerit “Adoi..!” dan jatuh ke bumi. Emak say menghantar helikopter itu ke Genting Highlands. Bila dia balik ke tempat kejadian, dia terus memukul pemandu lori itu dengan beg tangannya sambil memarahi pemandu lori itu di dalam bahasa Inggeris.Pemandu lori itu tidak dapat menjawab sebab emak saya cakap orang putih. Lalu pemandu lori itu mati. Tidak lama kemudian kereta polis pun sampai. Dia membuat lapuran ke ibu pejabatnya tentang kemalangan ngeri itu. Semua anggota polis di pejabat polis itu terperanjat lalu mati. Orang ramai mengerumuni tempat kejadian kerana ingin mengetahui apa yang telah terjadi. Polis yang bertugas cuba menyuraikan orang ramai lalu dia menjerit menggunakan pembesar suara. Orang ramai terperanjat dan semuanya mati.Selepas itu emak saya mengajak saya ke pasar untuk mengelak lebih ramai lagi yang akan mati. Di pasar, emak saya menceritakan kejadian itu kepada penjual daging. Penjual daging dan peniaga-peniaga berhampiran yang mendengar cerita itu semuanya terkejut dan mati. Saya dan emak saya terus berlari balik ke rumah. Kerana terlalu penat sebaik saja sampai di rumah kami pun mati. Itulah kemalangan yang paling ngeri yang pernah saya lihat sebelum saya mati..

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Ok..
I think mybe I'm a lil bit jahat...
But this dude resembles me a lot!

ps: I'll make a rebellion one day

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Ok..
I think mybe I'm a lil bit jahat...

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....
.......
..........
............no comment..
I was hoping for Kira...

...but Mello is a sagacious, cunning, wicked, jahat...not forgetting a fan of chocolates..

mybe he does resemble me(-.-)

S.O.S.!

A friend's birthday is coming near!
Need he..help~
don't kno...know what to~ b..buy
Usually I'm always quite lucky when it comes to buying a present for anyone..
..strolling around..spot something nice and meaningful to that someone..buy!
ok but this time it's kinda awkward..
...it's for a 'she'

Last week I did this gauche thing..

I step in this 2nd floor SACC store, full of girl goodies-look nice, and cute^^
first impression was good enough, hopefully I could find something cool..
...the second step was weird
..MasyaAllah!..BAU!!scents of damsels and shemales waft into me!yuck!what am I doing!?

Trembling,I closed my nose with my left arm, n gostan slowly..
pairs of eyeball were watching, some even giggling - mcm aku kisah!

If Queen finds out bout this, I'm cracked!She'll surely gimme this immensely sick laugh
(GHUAhhahahaAhaha..!!You want to buy a present!?FOR A GIRL!!?kHakahaahKakaka!! IN YOUR DREAM!!hahaha..!! golekgolekgolek)

ps: Queen is the only 'she' yg aku prnah bg hadiah. conclusion, I've never done this b4, so if u read this, 4giv me if u don't like my present nnti

cue: B4 24th Jan,THIS JAN!

S.O.S.!

A friend's birthday is coming near!
Need he..help~
don't kno...know what to~ b..buy
Usually I'm always quite lucky when it comes to buying a present for anyone..
..strolling around..spot something nice and meaningful to that someone..buy!
ok but this time it's kinda awkward..
...it's for a 'she'

Last week I did this gauche thing..

I step in this 2nd floor SACC store, full of girl goodies-look nice, and cute^^
first impression was good enough, hopefully I could find something cool..
...the second step was weird
..MasyaAllah!..BAU!!scents of damsels and shemales waft into me!yuck!what am I doing!?

Trembling,I closed my nose with my left arm, n gostan slowly..
pairs of eyeball were watching, some even giggling - mcm aku kisah!

If Queen finds out bout this, I'm cracked!She'll surely gimme this immensely sick laugh
(GHUAhhahahaAhaha..!!You want to buy a present!?FOR A GIRL!!?kHakahaahKakaka!! IN YOUR DREAM!!hahaha..!! golekgolekgolek)

ps: Queen is the only 'she' yg aku prnah bg hadiah

cue: B4 24th Jan,THIS JAN!

Boycott..

why ArsenalFC!!??

why McFlurry!!??

why Nestle!!??

why KitKat!!??

why Disney!!??

why Discovery channel!!??

WWHHHYYYY!!!!!

hantu betui...
tahan jela..

...

...eh, on 2nd thought, xkan nk support MU kot..?(boo..)
Chelsea lah

P/s : doa2 la untuk knak2 Palestine etc ek..

Drama...maa....
Najah told bout 'The Sun and The Moon'
Nad sang a song
Arip enlightened up his 'Knight's Tale'
Anis narrated a tale i couldn't recall the title
I told 'em bout 'Shotgun Marriage'
Izu - all hell break loose when we act out his war story

Best!
lookin 4ward to the next class

chakeeett..
just broke my attendance record today..
sorry Miss Sal..
I'll jog tomorrow morning n sweat myself..

P/s: heard Efy got admitted..Get well soon sis!

Another book by the local writer, the prequel of the ‘Honk! If You’re A Malaysian’ – Dame and damsel, meet ‘Life’s Like That’ by Lydia Teh
She describes her views on Malaysian’s life in her way that’ll make you nod and giggle on each page. Each story made me nod-nod shook-shook, and say “betul-betul!” as Upin and Ipin do; or simply in Manglish-Best!
Like the way how she describes her salutation and sarcasm verdict...and of course she once again utters oodles of jargon adjectives(..yup, I flipped the dictionary a lot). This time, she wrote quite a story about her family, regardless from her experience as a pregnant mom, to the comical, yet sickening episode about ‘golden ore’ of ears(lu pikir la sindri), what to do while you’re depositing money in ‘the bank’ aka poo-poo (still, lu pikir la sindri).

There are some stories I like to read over and over again which never bore me..among them are :
Not as easy as ABC – about her experience on being a kindergarten

Door to door encounters - When someone knock our doors and with a sly smile aka sellsman

Waxing lyrical over ‘raisins’ - the aforementioned nauseating ear-digging project.

Wish list – a mom’s wishes, hopefully that her children are working on ‘em

Just loo it – this 1 is a bizarre topic of what to do when you’re defecating aka poo-poo or ng-ng!

Burpy days are here again – Talk about Malaysian’s no. 1 durian…

A letter to my unborn baby – a tender episode of a letter from a pregnant mom, to her baby

Kids on errand – bring along your toddlers when you’re on errands and funny things surely will happen

Toilet training Su Yen – Training a toddle how to ‘u-uh’ is a hard chore indeed.
…..and oodles more that couldn’t be mentioned. Entirely, syok!

T.T
All About My Dog is a short 97 minutes movie about a dog, Marimo and her owner, Mika.
The storyline is immensely simple - Mika is a sole daughter of the family, her parents bought her a bijou lil' puppy as her 'sis', They grew ebulliently together, the dog dies, Mika is sad...end! - sounds boring?, WRONG!!
The tenderness and love, and most importantly their cuteness are as good as the latet 'Twilight' movie..maybe better!(..che ayat...)
A touching story that can even make a jantan man like me cry..and even make my mom wanted a dog as Marimo - seek it!

P:s - ini bukan cite jiwang2 daa....

www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGQVX8iGbgk

Shadows fill an empty heart
As love is fading,
From all the things that we are
But are not saying.
Can we see beyond the scars
And make it to the dawn?

Change the colors of the sky.
And open up to
The ways you made me feel alive,
The ways I loved you.
For all the things that never died,
To make it through the night,
Love will find you.

What about now?
What about today?
What if you're making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love never went away?
What if it's lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it's too late,
What about now?

The sun is breaking in your eyes
To start a new day.
This broken heart can still survive
With a touch of your grace.
Shadows fade into the light.
I am by your side,
Where love will find you.

What about now?
What about today?
What if you're making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love had never went away?
What if it's lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it's too late,
What about now?

Now that we're here,
Now that we've come this far,
Just hold on.
There is nothing to fear,
For I am right beside you.
For all my life,
I am yours.

What about now?
What about today?
What if you're making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love had never went away?
What if it's lost behind words we could never find?

What about now?
What about today?
What if you're making me all that I was meant to be?
What if our love had never went away?
What if it's lost behind words we could never find?
Baby, before it's too late,
Baby, before it's too late,
Baby, before it's too late,
What about now?

Unlike any other banal MV that feature the artist singing boisterously on the stage, jamming inside a garage or even singing while taking off his clothes and then jump into the ocean, this music video of Daughtry delivers something extraordinary. This music video is dedicated to the unfortunates who are still waiting for a hand to assist, and to the suffering accommodation called the Earth. Daughtry and his band are trying to emphasize on what we are facing nowadays.


One of the most vital messages that this MV is trying to portray is that we shouldn’t neglect others regardless whoever they are, whatever their status are, whatever they do, or even did; they are still a mankind as we are. The prisoners, the street vagabonds, the homeless and etc. are examples of the unfortunates. Some may consider being a trashloader or a draincleaner is a pitiful job them and even assume as blots on the landscape; but they still can contribute something to the community. Without them, we couldn’t rely to anyone better. Besides that, the MV also features some calamity's scene all around the world, which egg on the laity to assist them no matter how.

Unfortunately, there are among of us who don't know how to appreciate wealth enough, still carving for more and more green notes galore. It s a norm to spend when we have money, but those shopaholic must bare in ind that there are those out there who are not lucky enough to afford what they want. Subsequently, a line in he MV, ‘I’m an average Joe’, shows that most of us is 1, an average person since we were born. It is just the matter of changing the ‘average’ into an ‘ambitious’ Joe that care not only about the people around them, but the world they live as well.

Seriously if you care about our polluting earth, and if you couldn’t make a skateboard out of recycled goods, at least you could pick a litter or two on the sideways and dump them into the appropriate dustbin; every man’s Jack can do that right? You might also wanted to pity those who are suffering from Kwashiorkor, by trying to fast like hell like Gandhi did, but you are worried that nobody cares as you’re just an low-class Joe unlike him, and because of the oodles of luscious ads on TV featuring Ronald McDonald’s and Kennie Roger’s food that keep you drooling your saliva and you would end up dying without bringing any changes in the world. Well then, start with something simple, like making a donation or even a prayer to the unfortunates is good enough. Then steps by steps, you can be like one of those in the MV, and answer that ‘can I make a difference?’ question with ‘I’m doing one!’- heartily.

Apparently, most and every people on the planet are aware of the woes that happen all around the world; nature’s annihilation, poverty, wars, maladies catastrophes and even lack of basic needs such as education, water etc. are unimpeded. But surely, they can be minimized. I mean give it a thought, if a valiant lad could try to stop a moving tank, or even if each lad could contributes at least a penny each, to aid the crying misfortunate children in Palestine that had their parents barbarically bombarded , wouldn’t the future looks brighter to them?