When Amri cakap english..

Haries and I went home a lil bit late yesterday.
There was this lorry with durian galore.
The durians smelled like heaven
Haries decided to buy 1
Dude said, " 1 kilo,RM2.50^^"
We bought 1 for rm3 ,wait for the bus
Staring each other..

Haries : Let's just eat it here
Amri : What the..?
(..eating durian at this bus stop, by the road, in the rain, with people around watching us..?)
...grin
(..i like!)

Both : DEVOUR!!


nyamnyamnyam
ngap!ngep!
the smell wafted the whole spot
everyone was looking
some maybe drooling their saliva

Amri : Dude, I think we're promoting their durians lah
Haries : Hell I care!! Nguah,ngapnyamanyam..!!
Amri : OI!! Dont't eat three morsels at once lah!!

People around: (..wa..wannnttt..!!d**n these two are showing off!)

Haries : OMG,this is luscious!Lets buy another one!
Amri : Go boy, here! money!

a minute later

Haries : Oi, I bought 3(pants)
Amri : What the..?(devil grin)
Haries : I bought 2 for RM4, but then the dude gave me 1 for free(devil grin,pants)
I : ...dude,you rock! I LIKE!^^


Heaven..!!
Sedap...!!
Kenyang.!!
Belch...!!
Weird...!!
Thank U God!
Sedap...!!
..or in Manglish, BEST!