When Amri cakap english..

Last Thursday at 530pm, my phone rang as i was facebooking.
"Ello..ni Amri ye?Kami dari upu...En.Amri dipanggil untuk interview ijazah sardana muda pendidikan"
I went".....(5secs later)..medsi ke ni?"
she said"ha'a...interview encik esok pagi ye..pukul 9"
n so"HA!!?tp saya x dpt medsi lah"
she replied"eh name encik ade dalam list ni! encik punye interview esok"
I pun "HAah!!? tp saye kt Penang ni!"
she went"kt penang?...(sokseksoksek with her friend)..mcm ni la encik.nnti kmi telefon balik kay?"

...and the conversation ended. I was speechless..a bit confused..and curious(maybe?).was that a prank from someone I know? b'coz it was a good one.
...but on second thought..it was an office number,and she sounded dead serious.
so i kept on waiting...until Maghrib!-__-' ok...something's not rght here..

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Lcky me a new facebook post cme out..it was Kei's~ saying something that he got an interview!. savior kei! we chat after and the nxt thng i realizd ws im calling Mr.Shah,our crse tutor for details.

"I'd put you in the list. u'll be intrviwd for medsi.Whre r u now?"
"...my home,Penang..?"
"ic, actually we can arrnge so tht ur intrvw wllb cndcted thre..at USM..but I suggest you to cme hre bcoz u'll b intrvwd by ur own lctrer hre.so.."
"...?"
"WHAT R U WAITING FOR!!?START MOVING!!COME HERE!!!"

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flabbergasted, I ddnt expect tht ill still b going to Uitm ShahAlam...I thght tht I'd cme bck again...next thng i know...i was on the bus to Shahalam at 12am,couldnt sleep as it was too cold n i forgot my sweater...n thnk God I arrved at 5 in the morning~heading to the fac,passing the sleeping guards...and fell into a nce sleep after my Subuh prayer.

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washed up..got dressed with my 'barakah' attire (coz I wore the same for my Asasi TESL interview)n met my same-fated frenz~ Kei,Boni,Watip and Azim. I even got some tips from Hasrul.kind of him to drop by and say bye! While we wre waiting for the turns, along with other 'oldies' that aplly for the medsi ntrvw..who r having mixed emotions and confident exprssions, Mdm Izyani greeted us, and said this,"Amri,ur the last person ok?"..I replied "ok, i dont mind.."
~~~~~!!!!!....scores of eyes gve us their stare!! and thy strted to whsper each other n strtd ..sok sek sok sek~ing!---not to brag,but if u get the drift,ull smile

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anywy my interviewers were Dr.Hanim,Mdm Izyani and another Chinese lecture I cldnt recall her name. I thnk all went well..until they asked me to speak in BMelayu!~My 'baku' slang was weird.I opend my mouth so wde for evry sntcnce tht Mdm Izyani made gave me a weird look wth one of her eyebrws raised!-hopefully ill be consdred..

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went back at 430pm..wth still confusing thgts in my head...i finally slept..but the day wasnt over yet...i'd to go to a barbque party at my uncle's...and after the 'REAL' meal, arrved at my humble abode...with relatives around...I finally realized...

....that i havnt had my bath that day(even b4 the ntrvw....)

wht a confusing day..

Great God,
Life IS unexpected